Description
This garment-dyed cotton tee feels lived-in from the moment you put it on. Heavyweight ring-spun cotton and a relaxed cut give it substance without stiffness — the kind of shirt you reach for on slow mornings and long coffee runs. A clever, science-forward graphic (CYP1A2: Fast Metabolizer) and a cheeky “Pour another.” line make it a conversation starter for pharmacists, clinicians, geneticists, and caffeine devotees who enjoy a smart joke. The soft, muted color from post-construction dyeing and the tubular knit create a clean, vintage look that holds up wash after wash. Available in a wide size range and many colors, this tee mixes practical durability with playful nerdiness for everyday wear.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
– Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
– Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
– Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
– Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk; sewn-in label
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

























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