Description
A relaxed, garment-dyed cotton tee with a witty science-forward message that turns aging into a playful thought experiment. The soft, heavyweight fabric and washed-in color give it a lived-in feel that sits comfortably through long days of lab meetings, coffee runs, or casual weekend hangs. Bold typographic art in contrasting inks makes the message legible from across the room while the tubular construction and double-needle seams keep the silhouette clean and durable. Wear it when you want to spark a chuckle, start a conversation about biology, or simply enjoy a cozy, dependable shirt that looks better with time.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
– Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
– Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for a clean, long-lasting construction
– Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk fabric, sizes S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label
– Available in many colors (62) and made in Honduras
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

























Reviews
There are no reviews yet.