Description
This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a playful, science-forward vibe — a conversational shirt for anyone who loves biology, dark humor, or clever wordplay. The chest graphic reads “Powered by Mitochondria & Spite” with a stylized mitochondrion waveform, printed in high-contrast cream and teal on a rich, worn-in brown. The dye-after-construction finish gives the fabric a soft hand and lived-in color that deepens with each wash. Cut for a relaxed fit with sturdy double-needle seams and a sewn-in label, it feels like something you’ve owned for years the moment you pull it on. Wear it to lectures, lab meetings, casual campus days, or weekend coffee runs — it sits comfortably under a flannel or stands alone as a statement piece. It’s for people who appreciate science jokes, low-key sarcasm, and clothing that ages with personality.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
– Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and texture
– Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL (select partners) and tubular knit without side seams
– Double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for lasting construction
– Available in 62 colors; made in Honduras
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
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